Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together....

By Colleen - 18/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML

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By sayno2mermaids - 04/08/2016 02:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By loquacious shit stain - 07/02/2013 17:11 - Australia

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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By 20 - 31/12/2009 00:28 - Australia

Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML

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Need beer now

By Jensen - 16/07/2021 07:01 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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Smart move

By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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dmipotc 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:00

YDI for buying Bud Light. Luckily for you, urine is free and tastes twice as good

foreverblair 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:12

this happened on that 70s show

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strawberryyx3 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 7:09

what's untappable beer?

scarling 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 8:29

The beer he bought was probably in a keg. and to get beer out of a keg, you have to have a tap. thus, untappable beer.

breenarae25 0

Friday 10 September 2010 22:04

ew bud light :(

MonikaK89 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:20

ydi for not thinking ahead...... i think i saw the same thing happen in an episode of that 70's show....

DynamicDave 11

Friday 3 December 2010 14:21

Beer money? A fellow wrestling fan, finish this for me: *raises arms* BEER!

ItsJustMe17 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 15:32

^duuude I like your jersey!(:

koolkat27 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:40

just saw something like this on that 70s show

krad204 21

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:00

Why didn't you just put a hose in it and drink it?

Bitcheslovetoast 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 9:52

Reminds me of That 70's show.

rmack150 2

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:00

YDI! I think they call it a "keg", not a "bowl'.

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 29 April 2013 22:20

that 70s show anyone??

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Same thing different taste

Partaaaaay!

Need beer now

Smart move

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