Miscellaneous: Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters....

By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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Halloween, the long wait

By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By halloweensucks - 01/11/2010 01:08 - United States

Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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By ThaBoss12 - 01/11/2014 22:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2011 19:11 - United States

Today, I woke up excited to go trick-or-treating, the treat being candy. Instead, my town has officially postponed Halloween due to blackouts. I guess this is where the trick comes in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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webkinzfreak96 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:34

Wow, so sad That sucks we did the same thing LOL more candy for you!

Ohnothingreally 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:33

Why didn't you stay inside your home? But, that does suck. And it was probably cold out.

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xd0rkiee 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:00

#111- He should be grateful that he has 15 bags of candy? He could have that at any time he wants, but he purposely bought it for the trick-or-treaters. And really? You`re going to put all that shit into your body? Fat ass.

NDnation44 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:00

i would have given that kid like two of the bags

NDnation44 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:01

how old are you to be trick or treating that you have keys and a wallet. I hope this is true because you are way too old to be trick or treating

shelboo_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:37

Amen to this FML. Over here we got NO trick or treaters this year. And people in the capital city got few people... All because everyone is scared of the H1N1... Jesus.

jeniilouise 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:48

umm...so don't sit outside and wait for them, instead sit inside and get them to ring the doorbell? and you get to eat 15 bags of sweets, dont complain! haha

nomorewhoppers 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 22:01

i think i might of had been that one person......

totalbadass 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 22:02

Probably because you were being ******* creepy and sitting outside your house with a big bowl of candy. I wouldn't approach either, and I'm 21.

kiwi_x 4

Monday 2 November 2009 23:02

haha so true. but yumm, all that candy. you shud be happy! why waste your money on treak or treaters.

misspeg 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 22:20

aww I so feel like candy so bad right now...!!! mmm 15 bags of candy would be awesome.

PeachyKin 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:01

OH FYL.... You now have a big bowl of candy all to yourself! Now unless you're a diabetic, this sounds like a win to me!

Judizzy 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:17

You should've stayed inside. If your neighborhood isn't good with the Halloween spirit, here's what I do since my neighborhood doesn't do these holidays much. I go to a friend or relative's house where Halloween is actually celebrated really good, and give out candy there with my relatives. Besides, why'd you buy 15 bags? You really only need like 2-4 bags.