Silver linings

By HoobidibooFox - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Coseley

Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML
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Steven696 6

The half glass full approach, I like it

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hard_candy 25

maybe it was broken. I've literally been in a public restroom where every single lock was broken, but I have pushed my foot against the door too, to avoid being walked in on.

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Ichiya 29

I had someone slide under the locked door and halfway into the stall with me before realizing it was occupied.

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randome101 12

I've been to one where there were no doors... Crazy

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

The boys locker room at the middle school I went to didn't have doors on the stalls. And yes, guys did take ***** in them. All the time.

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wallamanut 14

is it weird that even in public restrooms I always knock before going into a stall?

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CrownedHellbound 11

Haha I suppose they would. That sounds embarrassing though, OP. :/

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DippinGrizzly907 27

That might of been punny if you didn't feel the need to point your (quite sad) joke out with ""these"" or by doing THIS...

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vipirius 18

And if not for the fact that every variation of that pun has been posted here 6374 times already.

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Dekat121 24

you mean quotation marks and using capital letters?

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paigexox0 37

I almost feel like fat rolls that large would be more alarming...

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Dekat121 24

how large do you think fat rolls need to be to cover a ******? OP is a girl.

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Steven696 6

The half glass full approach, I like it

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jbombdighetty 11

why the downvotes on 35?I thought it was hilarious.

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MrCareless 17

Well that must've been awkward. Good thing the rolls hid your private parts.. Consider locking the door next time will you?

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Earths_Venus 25

Unfortunately they also hide your privates during other slightly more pleasant activities :(

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kerstileann 26

that old fml "my boyfriend had to lift a roll to enter me" comes to mind.

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Raxal 21

Assuming that the door didn't have a lock, hasn't the person who entered ever heard of knocking before entering?

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itwontvalidate 18

still not something you'd wanna see though, if someone walked in on that they'd probably be just as scarred

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coming back in the future 30

They must be pretty big then. Or your private parts might be small.

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scottyboy417 19

Not sure that's entirely a fair trade but whatever floats your boat. Nice to see you are staying positive.

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