By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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cndrow 0

You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

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pspnick 0

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

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cndrow 0

You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...

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Candisalis 0

It's not religious to think that they're moving too fast in that relationship.

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loganberrybat 11

I bet you're one of those possessive types aren't ya... People in the 21st century don't wait to be in love and married before having sex.

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jchantale 7

Laying down doesn't mean sex. They could have been cuddling

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AssassinsCRB 0

You had a boogey so you screamed? Wtf...

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nabee26 15

38- Exactly what I was thinking... WTF

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CaptainDoorknob 7

I'd hate to see your reaction to your own vomit. Would you pass out?

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pspnick 0

well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)

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blueworld_fml 0

Before intimate moments, always check for boogies. Did he tell you he loved you anyway, boogies and all? Cuz he still could've made that work.

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Vintage_fml 0

he doesnt need to say it,he does,maybe

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xobabygurlx23 2

awww that is so adorableee

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24788 6

That's a let down. FYL It's funny though.

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leelee87_fml 0

Tomayto, tomahto. Actually, he sounds sweet. "I love you" or not (I'm betting he does), lucky you.

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