Never gets old

By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 03:15 - United States - Kannapolis

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Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML
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CDobs 8

No worries, I'd have done the same thing.

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AGB10 19

Nothing wrong with that..I think it's amusing too..specially if the trainer is cute ;) Look on the bright side - Maybe you were the only one in the room who feels 25..and the rest maybe 25 but going in 70..

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CDobs 8

No worries, I'd have done the same thing.

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SmallyBigs 9

Everyone is a kid on the inside :D

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HowAreYouToday 34

I get how that'd be funny, but OP seems slightly immature. It could have been worse though. You could have blurted out that you're excellent at giving good fast pumpings.

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shan88 14

I would have been right there with you OP.

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Treveyon56 14

Way to go OP. I did the same just from reading.

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SMHsohard 22

Health Care professionals get recertified every 2 years. Frankly, the class is boring as balls after the first couple (especially the BLS class). I'm a 56 year old nurse and I would have been snickering right along with OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

boring as balls? Obviously, you haven't seen MY balls... :-/

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Ambient25 24

But you have, hence the hate for life...

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mr_sarcastic416 29

all of us are a kid inside, some of us are just too afraid to let the kid come out & play

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AGB10 19

Nothing wrong with that..I think it's amusing too..specially if the trainer is cute ;) Look on the bright side - Maybe you were the only one in the room who feels 25..and the rest maybe 25 but going in 70..

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flashback.miss 28

Haha XD should've disguised it with coughing~~~!

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iAlissa 34

May I ask you what in the hell is in that eyeball? Cause it's starting to freak me out a bit

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flashback.miss 28

supposedly an eye leech :D I got it off of Mr. Creepypasta's page on facebook :)

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ILoveMyArm 15

I think it is rather lovely, it has this mystical power of making me want to upchuck whenever I see it. :)

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babeababe 16

I think you're doomed to get down voted every time you comment because of that picture.

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MGITSWFTC 17

Looking closely, I'm pretty sure that's too purple to be blood, and that's definitely not a leech. Which begs the question: who the hell puts grape jelly on their eye and takes a photo?

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Aeroxx1337 17

Looking closely, the eye has purple stuff around it too. I think the blob is purple makeup on the camera lens in a very convenient shape. At least, I hope it is.

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dinosxxrawr 22

don't you ever grow up kid.

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mangoboy1 19

Don't be embarrassed. I'd laugh too, and so would most.

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simplysarcastics 26

Hey, sometimes you can't always control your laughter, I probably would have giggled and got stares too.

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PresAgent 23

I would have laughed too, OP. A healthy sense of humor is priceless. I know from experience those first-aid classes can get boring quickly. Good on you for finding humor in such a course, even if the others were a bit prudish.

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FindingYujin 26

Hey even older people can have some fun every once in a while.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I agree. Especially since 45 is so close to one's death bed. Gotta find humor where you can. Shit, I'm 23 having a midlife crisis.

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FindingYujin 26

I did say older people not old people.

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_Peppermint_ 34

Ah, they'll forget about it. Someone was bound to laugh !

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Just running past it with my eyes, I thought your profile pic was a big roach. -shudders-

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