Love: Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary....

By nuttedthefout - 28/04/2011 13:16

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 07:45 - India - Kolkata

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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By moneycatious - 19/03/2012 23:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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samsanpoet 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:03

You don't like nutella? :(

iLikeReadingFMLs 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:05

Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning

Comments

Kenzie_Alena 0

Friday 29 April 2011 16:06

Nutella is amazing!!!! it's a sucky 2 year anniversary gift but at least you can drown your sorrows in Nutella now

McPuffs 0

Friday 29 April 2011 16:44

be thankful you didn't get a bag of shit.talk about ungrateful

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 29 April 2011 17:26

It's the thought that counts.

ADub55 0

Friday 29 April 2011 21:22

he got ripped off...

ScaughtieHolden 11

Friday 29 April 2011 21:27

Gold is worth $1500 an ounce right now. Everyone loves Nutella, but I'd definitely rather have the gold.

white05_fml 0

Friday 29 April 2011 21:46

take your watch back and dump him!

HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 29 April 2011 23:00

to those of you people telling her to dump him: you are materialistic assholes and bitches who would complain if someone gave you a million dollars because they didn't give you ten million dollars. OP's boyfriend wanted to buy her something she would enjoy, so unless she's allergic to nuts or hates nutella, i would say that she got a perfect gift. now, if we were talking about a wedding anniversary, then i would say that he should have gotten her something a bit more expensive, even if just a crate of nutella.