By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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rhysfucker 24

C'mon...you didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.

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mike7800 8

are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?

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InnocentWings 13

YDI for not double-checking and triple-checking that it's children friendly.

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worldclassrager 39

The good thing is she doesn't know that it's that...right?

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lokland 12

That's... Horrifying, while I do respect peoples opinion to like a children's show. A sex toy? Really? That's wrong

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dave20012 15

At a sex shop..where else you going to buy sex toys? I highly doubt a toy store (girls section) will have sec toys for grown ups

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iwadasn 32

He probably bought it online. If he just searched for "My Little Pony plush" and didn't read the description of the product, I can see how he'd make the mistake.

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mkcherry 14

It might be seem like a normal doll until you see the hole under the tail. If it's in a box that's be easy to miss. It's probably ok to let her play with it she won't know. The men Who use it are sick though, at least keep it in the species

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howdoilogin 9

You bought a My Little Pony product. YDI.

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awesomeamandas 37

So you're suggesting OP should have stolen it instead?

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Khali_May 10

First rule of the internet (when shopping) : Always read the product description. YDI, OP

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happyfingers 15

Where the heck were you shopping that you could mistake a sex toy for a children's toy?!

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blackonblight 32

Online, read some previous comments geez.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

There was a big thing not that long ago about a tumblr page "princess molestia" (they were MLP rape comics or something) being taken down because it was so popular it was the first thing coming up when the little ones were searching their favorite show. A group that identified as "bronies" started sending death threats, harassing, hacking both the girl that had it taken downs tumblr and paypal account, emptying all her funds. this is why nobody identifies as a brony anymore. You're simply a MLP fan or a pegasister (which was started apparently because the bronies were becoming exactly this)

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Witchylady 17

Yuck!!! That is so gross. But seriously I don't think toys r us sells sex toys. So how could you have possibly bought a sex toy. Unless you thought you would kill time and buy a present for yourself and the kid in the adult store. FYI fluffy toys in adult stores are not meant for kids. At all!!!! This ones on you. YDI

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