There is a website called shitmykidsruined.com People upload pics of things their children broke. You could upload a pic of you broken tv. One pic was where an unsupervised toddler spilled a gallon of paint down a flight of stairs in his parents' house.

Sell the kid on the black market. That will teach him a lesson and pay for a new tv. Tv takes priority.

Should have got the warranty especially if you have toddlers!

Strong freaking kid! Train him to be a wrestler or a boxer.

if you didn't pay for some sort of super-warranty scheme, check your insurance situation. you might be covered by your 'contents insurance' you may have to pay excess, but it might be worth it.

Beat him

YDI for not wrapping it up on making a trip to Planned Parenthood--after that mistake you deserve the eighteen years of hell coming to you.

Break his favourite toy and tell him he needs to pay you back through child labour.

learn to control your child and these things won't happen. lax parenting makes for children with no self control, take charge of your child instead of your child taking charge of you.

throw a tantrum with your belt and his ass