By musicalducky - 05/01/2013 22:04 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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musicalducky 21

Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.

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Top comments

Lorysa 11

If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)

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PantyGAMES 10

You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.

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Comments

FMLoverAgain 7

Dicks are sacred and should be worshiped. It's just like people wearing cross or other religious figures.

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buckdharma 37

Both are similar. One can get you off the rocks, the other can get your rocks off.

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BellaFurfaro 12

Now you can wear your obsession with penises with pride.

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SoMuchWut 8

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "********".

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Kkkdawg 27

If you're anything like me, that comment will stick in your head forever. Never wear them lol. About 7 years ago my uncle commented on how the leaves on my clover tattoo looked like ball sacks. Every time I look at it, that's all I can think about. :/

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jenjen2633 17

But wouldn't that be true for all clovers?

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buckdharma 37

Your Mom talks like a sailor. She must know a lot about lighthouses.

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perdix 29

Those things could give you an ear infucktion! That's when you **** hear and have to take penis-cillin.

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charvisioku 22

I think you can safely wear them, OP. Not many dicks are striped red and white. Or at least I hope not.

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charvisioku 22

Fair point. Still, I wouldn't immediately assume they were dicks.

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laya_fml 26

According to Family Guy ear sex is the way to go.

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charvisioku 22

But according to Scary Movie, not so much xD

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