By musicalducky - 05/01/2013 22:04 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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musicalducky 21

Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.

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Top comments

Lorysa 11

If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)

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PantyGAMES 10

You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.

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B1TCH 2

Give them to your mom as a gift with a note that reads "I figured since you liked them so much I`d give them to you."

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buckdharma 37

Keep them. You'll need them for the dense fog between your ears.

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Iknoweverything 29

I once bought gorgeous dragonfly earrings a while back... they were absolutely BEAUTIFUL- until my mother kept asking why I was wearing pot leaves in my ears. Parents suck.

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tj5810 21

Almost anything could be viewed as phallic-like, or maybe I'm just a pervert.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol could get worse then that.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I knew where this was going as soon as I read "lighthouse." Is that bad? LoL

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol you were thinking the same thing to huh.

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andiw 6

All I can do is laugh, sorry op

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theballetdancer 5

They probably look fine. I doubt anyone would notice it unless it was pointed out to them. I assume its one of those things that only very observant people see (if at all).

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shorty6823 28

Well, now you know what's on your moms mind... But maybe it's just your mom.

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