By musicalducky - 05/01/2013 22:04 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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musicalducky 21

Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.

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Top comments

Lorysa 11

If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)

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PantyGAMES 10

You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.

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Comments

beehardxcore 26

I'd still wear them. Start a trend! "Oh, didn't you know? Penis charms are ALL the rage in Paris right now." :]

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emopoe 12

Perhaps that's why they were on sale?

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mapo91 4

They are perfect for dress up carnival / dress-up parties! :D

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chinagirl3343 8

Return them or save them for bachelorette parties.

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ravenevercross 19

I fail to see the problem.

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Needafarm 22

So you're telling me that I can wear dick jewelry and call them lighthouses? Sweet!!!

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sunkissedluster 20

theres kids on this app, stop making sick jokes okay?? Edit: haha im comment #69

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StEpHiE1226 12

At least they match your dick belt and dick socks!!!!

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