Intimacy: Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below,...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 04:03 - United States - Ypsilanti

Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Humiliated - 14/09/2009 12:58 - United States

Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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Slicy slicy

By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 14:00

Today, I was trying to shave down there. I'm about 6 months pregnant, and I can't see past my belly. I ended up scaring the crap out of myself into thinking I was miscarrying until my baby kicked and I realized I had just accidentally cut myself with the razor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Cavebone 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 12:09

Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

stronghand0331 17

Saturday 20 October 2012 12:12

How uncoordinated does one have to be to take multiple gouges out of ones important bits with an electric shaver?

Comments

wannabesinger 16

Saturday 20 October 2012 15:17

You live under a rock, 34?

chuckcloninger 12

Saturday 20 October 2012 15:28

Girl, what in the hell did you do to yourself?

CuriousAlien 7

Saturday 20 October 2012 15:37

Shit, that has to hurt. A murder scene. I don't know if you are exaggerating or being for real, but I hope you didn't damage yourself down there. Good luck explaining to your husband OP.

missababgaga 19

Saturday 20 October 2012 15:45

I absolutely love your picture!

bach2121 13

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:28

Michigan people are stupid

emag_eht 18

Saturday 20 October 2012 17:04

So everyone from Michigan is stupid because of one person. Then is it safe to say that people from Pennsylvania are stupid because you are stupid?

davestrider 0

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:57

Sorry about your special purpose

roninvamp 4

Saturday 20 October 2012 17:13

Ouch. Next time don't use the lighter setting dial it back a bit, you wanna use the clippers to take off the majority, but for the close work you still need to use a regular razor. Once you do that you just need to do it every few days or once a week wit the razor depending on how fast n heavy your hair grows

Sai_Run614 7

Saturday 20 October 2012 17:24

I dont understand why ppl arent saying you deserved this.

ballpython 15

Saturday 20 October 2012 17:25

All I can say is NEVER EVER use an electric shaver (like you use for your face) on your balls. I have gotten cut 100x's more using that the one time i did than I ever have using a regular razor. Unless you have Parkinson's using a regular razor it not that dangerous.

trinsic 1

Saturday 20 October 2012 17:34

Don't know if you are a guy or girl OP, but here's what I use (I'm a guy). Norelco BodyGroomer. It is kinda like a small simple electric razor. Been using one for 3-4 years now, once a month or so, and never had a problem with cuts, etc. It gets as close as a blade, and is really easy to use. I highly recommend you try it if you really want to shave those pubes off regularly safely.

kissandcontrol01 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:35

Just go "with the grain", don't pull the skin extremely tight and don't press too hard. Just hard enough to remove. That way theres no razor burn, no cuts, bumps or itching