By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 04:03 - United States - Ypsilanti

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Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML
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Cavebone 5

Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

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stronghand0331 17

How uncoordinated does one have to be to take multiple gouges out of ones important bits with an electric shaver?

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Trainzboy 4

You should press charges.

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fulgura 10

Hopefully your clippers have an extendable guard. 1/16" goes a long way. P.S. That's what she said

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Dfrmr21 5

You have to be careful on which razor you use in order to prevent being butchered in the future.

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flashback_fml 14

Guy or girl lol

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sugarbear0727 19

I had an ex who did that. I did him a favor, so he said he would shave his junk. Well, his skin got caught.in the clipper and he had an inch long piece of skin rip off. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I'm not cruel, I've nicked myself and I know its painful as hell. Laughing is just how I deal with things.

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ifuckuprandomly 28

As a barber, I am inclined to ask these questions; 1.) Were the clippers zero-gapped? (no overlap between the comb and the blade) 2.) Were the clipper blades sharp? (as blunt blades tend to pull the hair and make it bleed) 3.) Did you use much pressure? (as using too much pressure with sharp blades will cut skin like a knife through butter)

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