By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 04:03 - United States - Ypsilanti

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Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML
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Cavebone 5

Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

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stronghand0331 17

How uncoordinated does one have to be to take multiple gouges out of ones important bits with an electric shaver?

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andrew6p 19

You can always use a trimming machine or the safest is hair removing cream...

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TheMathMajor 26

Your not supposed to use hair removal cream on your genitals! The skin is more sensitive there and the hair is thicker, so you would end up burning yourself and not getting rid of any hair.

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xNephilim 18

They have hair removal products especially for the genitals. Still not sure if I'd want that down there either way.

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Rosicles 8

For a second there I thought you said scraping.. I feel so mentally scarred now.

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perdix 29

So, after the first nick, you kept pressing on? That's some determination, buddy! Wouldn't it have been better to trim back the thicket before going back to shave off the lawn?

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southerngalslove 15

nair! works way better.

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ManicGypsy 22

No, no, no. I used Nair down there. Chemical burns down there are NOT FUN! Ouch. OP, I hope you recover quickly. Might I suggest waxing next time?

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perdix 29

#27, yes, but you've got to be very careful about the time you leave it on. And rinse really, really well taking it off.

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TheMathMajor 26

It clearly says on the nair box not to use it down there. At least it did the one time I tried nair a long time ago. All it did was stink and it didn't remove any if my leg hair.

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riffrandall 2

That's what my boyfriend does, I time it for him to make sure he doesn't get a burn, and he uses the "bikini area" stuff. Works well enough.

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isamisis 9

Clippers are only for the prep work. Use a fresh Gillette for the surface. And always take your time; like painting a canvas.

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coolhandluke60 6

Hahahaha like painting a canvas lolzzz

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mw60 1

Beard trimmer, not hair trimmer. The beard trimmer is made for small curvy areas.

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WritingWrongs 8

-6, you would let a stranger wax or trim your genitals?? People are willing to shave other people's genitals for money?? What kind of a world do we live in??

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rasengan1544 12

For some reason I read this as "today I bought my professor hair clippers to shave down below" and I was like WTF?

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