Intimacy: Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting...

By Humiliated - 14/09/2009 12:58 - United States

Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Beer - 28/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML

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blahblahblksheep 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:46

do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

chowyuk 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

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jeepster7874 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:09

dude that sucks

violentturtle 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 21:42

Fake.

V4ZQU3Z 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:47

you must have a disorder when you sneeze and pelvis thrust to cut your self down there

farsidee 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:39

ahahahahahahahah wow what an idiot^

chowyuk 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

ZleveL 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 9:32

atleast it's not a guy *phew* cuz if it were his balls  even I'D be crying

Turfin 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:40

hard to imagine similar to BME PAIN OLYMPICS?

WTF_WantToFly 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:44

What was she shaving with a Swiss army knife?

PimpinPenguin 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:22

First! Wouldnt you kind of know it was about to happen beforehand?

arienh4 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:23

First to fail. Woohoo.

ilyrwr 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 18:30

lawl^

asnider 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:39

Damn, that's rough. But, wouldn't you have felt the sneeze coming ahead of time and move the razor away from your crotch?

blahblahblksheep 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:46

do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

blinkingstarlet 15

Tuesday 15 September 2009 10:12

haha good call

ilovefatcats 12

Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:14

#6 ya i no right?

jessicawuvsya 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 16:21

Turn it side ways dumb ass

DeMoCraCy 0

Monday 14 September 2009 21:03

Guess he learn't it the hard way.

garble0218 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:46

learned**

MJHood 3

Friday 3 June 2011 7:13

she*

karalayo 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 21:11

****SHE****

sch1ll 0

Monday 14 September 2009 21:47

OUCH!!!! hahah fyl!

PimpinPenguin 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:49

Wow it definetly showed me as first comment before That sucks you cant yave sex for a while now :(

xXxFML 0

Monday 14 September 2009 22:56

that sucks

Dopeyrox 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:00

Ouch that seems really embarresing fyl indeed

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