By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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kygrrr27 6

There's a reason we have a thing called eBay. Someone in the world would love to have bacon smelling perfume.

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AtomicRebirth 11

Your perfume smells like bacon? I don't see the problem here.

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quacktacular 2

if i was going to buy a perfume for $ 83 i would have at least smelled it first...

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pharmacy 1

I agree with the rest.. If I was him, I would've jumped your bones and ****** the shit out of you. Then went and bought you the matching shampoo & conditioner

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kitkattgirl 2

That's one way to attract men...I could only imagine how effective bacon perfume could be.

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knick64 7

Bacon=guy magnet wait until a time u are single if not give it to a friend

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KaitlynNeal 13

Bacon treat commercial!

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