Miscellaneous: Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely...

By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

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By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By Annoyed - 28/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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Friday 31 August 2012 12:06

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

jwbfml 11

Friday 31 August 2012 12:09

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

Comments

hateevryone 14

Friday 31 August 2012 22:08

You don't have to return it because of him. Everyone's sense of smell is different.

poppyseed420 9

Friday 31 August 2012 22:24

And this is a fml how?

Azrael9 11

Friday 31 August 2012 23:06

Unless your bf is vegan you should be happy to be bacon scented. all the guys would love a bacon scented woman

caleismyth 5

Friday 31 August 2012 23:39

BACON!!!!! BEST PERFUME EVER!!!!!!!! KEEP THAT! and if he dosnt like the smell, check his closet.

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Saturday 1 September 2012 0:00

The smell of bacon attracts men.

journeytotheend 16

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:53

But bacon does smell absolutely amazing

j3ebrules 13

Saturday 1 September 2012 3:46

Hey - he's a man. Who says he doesn't like it?

lifemaster 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 4:03

Well at least you know he likes it! :p

HeartOfLead 24

Saturday 1 September 2012 4:21

Genius

Primmly 11

Saturday 1 September 2012 5:31

Hey, bacon perfume will attract you more men then any gross flowery perfume XD

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