By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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kylelove 8

How is that bad? Bacon DOES smell amazing! What perfume was it? I wanna smell like bacon!

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mosquito19 14

let me guese, he thinks everything smell like bacon

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Meesersuperman1 4

YDI for spending $83 dollars on perfume. Buy some food for a starving child.

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bethanael 13

I'm guessing you never buy luxury items.

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greeneye_fml 12

I'm sure you spend all your cash on starving children, hypocrite.

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Steffi 26

Go and cut off your Internet and electricity, then use the money you saved on children. Stop spending time on FMLife.com and go and do charity work for starving children.

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UmmOkay91 0

atleast you smell like Bacon than shit.

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TheBowl3r 3

What is it called? That sounds like a great gift for the gf lol

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VictoriaMarie63 0

Screw what your bf thinks of it. You love it, wear it :)

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