Miscellaneous: Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet....

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

Darkcamzy 10

Friday 19 April 2013 3:47

Troll grandpa strikes again

lilhellian 26

Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

Was wondering when we would see a grandpop.. So many grandma FML's..

Comments

raytyler26 16

Friday 19 April 2013 10:33

Foxy grandpa.

babeababe 16

Friday 19 April 2013 10:35

Old people have to find some way to entertain themselves! Haha! That's pretty funny... Sorry you got grounded though. Maybe play a little trick on him.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Friday 19 April 2013 11:49

I kinda think that the grandpa deserves a bit more than just a "little" trick, since the OP is now grounded until they are an adult, which, since I think 13 is about the minimum age for being an FML member(I think? Been a bit since I read the rules, gotta read them again soon), could be around 5 years, or maybe more, depending on their state.

dukie420 4

Friday 19 April 2013 13:30

That's what you get for using Facebook, I always say

dogpup4 23

Friday 19 April 2013 19:41

There's nothing wrong with using Facebook. Not everyone who uses it is a slaggy girl who takes self-pics all the time - some people just want to be in touch with their family and friends.

FML_14u2c 14

Friday 19 April 2013 15:44

...and this is why most operating systems let you "lock" the account or logout. Then again, you were at home (I presume), so I can't blame you for thinking that your PC was "safe". Either way, lesson learned.

MuseFan1991 14

Friday 19 April 2013 15:45

i can't wait to have kids and grandkids so i can do stuff like this to them :)

CaptainBlack 18

Friday 19 April 2013 20:15

This is why we don't accept friend requests from parents on facebook.

HumanWiki 8

Saturday 20 April 2013 0:54

I'd have grandpa deemed a danger to himself and put in a home...

MDTeddy 13

Saturday 20 April 2013 2:27

Shouldn't Op's mom be smart enough to know that her kid doesn't act like that? Also, why is Op's mom that mean anyway? She won't even believe her own kid. Has she ever believed anything said? I guess she deserves what was said in that status update then.