Miscellaneous: Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet....

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You deserved it 22 388

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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You deserved it 3 128

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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You deserved it 82 007

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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You deserved it 9 628

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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You deserved it 3 143

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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You deserved it 8 745

Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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You deserved it 3 616

By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

Darkcamzy 10

Friday 19 April 2013 3:47

Troll grandpa strikes again

lilhellian 26

Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

Was wondering when we would see a grandpop.. So many grandma FML's..

Comments

lhamil64_fml 5

Saturday 20 April 2013 14:10

Why not just say you got "hacked"? It seems to work for everyone else who leaves there Facebook signed in around someone who will post as them.

ultra_notorious 26

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:03

gramps was right though!

thatsdndn1 19

Monday 22 April 2013 1:11

Grandpa 1 , OP 0

Diana1127 4

Monday 22 April 2013 11:18

You know you can delete facebook posts, right? Or does your mom have one of the latest phones with internet that sends alerts every time something happens on facebook?...

pinkalicious224 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:07

Loll that's actually hilarious

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:33

Troll gramps strikes again. Dun dun dun!!

spanishbeast 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:50

This happened to my brother.. he just left the computer alone and when he came back it said "chuck norris is a *****".. I really miss my brother.. FML.