Freedom!

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was showing off my new pet bird to my friends over video chat. I opened the cage to demonstrate how friendly he was. Instead of perching on my finger like usual, he flew out the window. I spent the next hour chasing him around the neighborhood in my pajamas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 125
You deserved it 512

Same thing different taste

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You should never leave a window open when your bird is out, except maybe if their wings are clipped, but even then it's simply not worth it. You're incredibly lucky you (presumably) got him back.

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You should never leave a window open when your bird is out, except maybe if their wings are clipped, but even then it's simply not worth it. You're incredibly lucky you (presumably) got him back.