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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By fail - 14/04/2011 22:27 - Canada

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

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By Joey - 26/08/2018 13:00

Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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Ouch

By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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SGarcia22 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:05

how do you do that?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:38

"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"

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MissLadyCaliver 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:58

epic

31798 0

Monday 15 August 2011 0:23

and this, boys and girls, is and example of when demonstrations are retarded.

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:31

lol whyd you choose to repeat the act. ydi

ilive4you 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:10

bahahahaha

fishing12345 2

Monday 29 August 2011 20:43

Ru ok

jdawg2010 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 15:11

ydi for having legs.

ukrichu 14

Sunday 25 September 2011 20:07

... So how did you break your leg(s)?

PurpleKissesGree 0

Monday 26 September 2011 20:56

Please send me a picture... Lol

lezbitronic 7

Monday 16 January 2012 12:01

This is my favorite fml yet!!!:)

pie0319 4

Saturday 3 March 2012 18:49

Y would u even do that??

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Same thing different taste

Right in the feetsies

Ouch

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