Health: Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg,...

By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

At least you didn't break your other leg.

gibby1235 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

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daliagrande 17

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

At least you didn't break your other leg.

DrDilllonReese 12

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Just go exile yourself

Dixbfloppin 11

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:46

Yeah, that was already mentioned in the FML, #1.

astoryofroses 9

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:48

wow, what kind of father says that?

GypsyRover 0

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:58

I would have broken my good leg off in his ass! At least that's what I would be thinking. Not everything I think comes out my mouth.

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:59

5- You need to relax a little bit. Take a deep breath, and find your happy place. We'll get through this together.

Zebro_fml 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:58

Funny dads

asfan2081 2

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

am i the only one who pees on the side of the toilet seat to make less noise?

gibby1235 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

chell1894 13

Saturday 6 October 2012 14:21

I mean, it would have been a funny story.

stingray112 24

Monday 9 March 2015 20:33

Yeah it was a just a joke chill out

thethatoneguy_21 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:42

Adds a whole new meaning to break a leg

Schizomaniac 24

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:44

How exactly does it do that?

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:55

8- I believe they were referring to the good luck gesture for performers, when people tell them to "break a leg". Though it would be more significant if OP was a performer who broke their leg on stage... but I get what they're saying.