Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of...

By PinkTornado - 17/03/2009 14:20 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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amirn86 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:06

Ouch... how long were you together? Please tell me you didn't proceed with the breakup

Teffie 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:05

I hope you work things out!!!!! This is the type of thing that would happen to me.

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green_199 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:21

Go get drunk and hook up with his best friend!

blackliar 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:21

I really hope you two worked that out. Getting ready for a proposal is complicated if you need cash for the ring and want to do something special.

slutmuffin 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:22

More like **** his Life...

mykon_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:39

yea thats a **** his life not a **** my life. what are you thinking? there's nothing that makes ur life bad at all. why would u wanna marry a guy that you don't love? cuz u obviously don't love him if u broke up with him. OH MY GOD HE WAS GONNA MARRY ME THAT MEANS I SHOULD LOVE HIM TOO. no.. you don't like him so continue what u were doing. it's ur thinking that makes the divorce rate so high.

Kamicase 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:11

Well, when he wasn't spending any time with you he doesn't have to be surprised when you get pissed an leave him. O_o

mzmaverickd 7

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:18

And you believed him??? You're an idiot.

hoothoot_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:28

That sounds like a lie. No guy would do that if he genuinely cared for you. I really hope you did proceed with the break-up, since that was a silly excuse. Most guys will say, "I'm busy with so-and-so, but we can still meet up for lunch." at the very least, if they care.

squeaky_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:38

I think he's lying. Or else stupid.

squeaky_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:40

#77 lots of people break up with people they love. I left my fiance who I loved very much because I got sick of dealing with some of the shit he did. True, I did spend an entire year trying to work things out first, but I still dumped someone who I was entirely in love with.