Money, Ironic and Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend left me after I'd been supporting him for 9 months while he "finds himself." Why? Because I wanted to go grocery shopping instead of him eating out every day with my money. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:11

Just one last mooch, for old times' sake. You wouldn't want him to stay because he couldn't afford to leave? Pay the man.

untoward 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:15

fhl your life just got instantly better.

Comments

Vagrarian 2

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:33

This is no FML. You should be proud. In this case, I'd say, give him ten bucks, wish him well, and consider it money well spent to get him out of your life. Congratulations on shedding the excess baggage, and better luck next time.

LaNaesBeautieee 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:49

he needs tah "get big" FHbroke life

ALERI0N 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:51

lol

deffsnake 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 18:52

lol u should have let out ur own gas(fart) and say now take my gas and drive back

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:23

And why didn't you break up with him sooner?

gigilvrs6 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:25

I would of said hell no get your own money I just broke up with you idiot XD

TashaLenaKitty 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:33

Your boyfriend,well ex-boyfriend I should say is a ******* retard and he is obviously going to go no where in life especially if he relies on his girlfriends..Talk about a failure.

mR_StAtiiC 0

Monday 27 September 2010 0:33

oh no he asked for gas money.

JordynnLOL 11

Monday 27 September 2010 1:36

Um idiot.. this isn't an FML, you broke up with him and did the right thing, and then he proved that he needs to work on his problem. Just kick him out of the door and your life is good again. Stop being so soft.