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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By Lifefail887 - 04/07/2017 18:30

Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML

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By HonestlyVirgoHonesty - 01/05/2022 14:00

Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML

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Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML

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By Noname - 12/02/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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By CPD - 15/10/2011 04:12 - Canada

Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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Blurry time?

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 16:00

Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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CrikOgresmasher 19

Friday 11 April 2014 7:15

Looks like you *reaches for sunglasses*...Aww

longsock123 7

Friday 11 April 2014 7:17

You must have gotten ripped off if you confused your sunglasses and the 3D glasses

Comments

Blancos4lyf 4

Saturday 19 April 2014 16:32

Looks like you *puts on 3d sunglasses* lost your glasses. Nothing else

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 13:50

Why would you have your sunglasses out in a theatre? Seems to me that mixing them up is pretty hard... :p

crazymono13 3

Friday 2 May 2014 2:32

but now you can see IN 3D!!!!

ZTPartin 17

Tuesday 27 May 2014 8:49

Why would pay a hundred bucks for sunglasses?

PikaFruit 6

Sunday 29 June 2014 7:04

Pretty sure that's some hilarious form of karma

LoveNnyl 23

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:03

"Who would spend $100 on glasses?" It's so frustrating how this FML has so many YDIs just for the price of the glasses. It's not wrong to have something expensive.