Love: Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents....

By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By jasonnn - 30/03/2012 05:00 - Australia

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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5secondsofvvifi 21

Sunday 26 April 2015 5:45

She really believed it was cocaine? Plus, couldn't you run after her when she excused herself? I myself would probably find that really funny, but that's just me.

dagarr 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 5:43

Well looks like ur dad was having some fun

Comments

BoeingAirbus 4

Sunday 26 April 2015 6:29

If she really thought that was real, then she isn't really the brightest bulb in the box and I think you dodged the bullet on this one.

lenalee96 22

Sunday 26 April 2015 6:30

If she gets spooked over that she might be looking for reasons to break it off...

FitFriday 32

Sunday 26 April 2015 6:31

Your father has an amazing sense of humor!

unicornruler 16

Sunday 26 April 2015 6:33

Wow, your gf is really dramatic

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 26 April 2015 6:38

Why do parents always seem to do their best to **** with their children's relationships?

MeltedMango 8

Sunday 26 April 2015 6:52

Hope you got in touch with your girlfriend, OP! To be fair though, that does sound pretty hilarious.

sicksadworld1317 30

Sunday 26 April 2015 7:01

Send her a text message or facebook message so she can at least get a glimpse of your explanation rather than blindly ducking your calls. Eventually she'll get curious enough and read the message. How she handles it from there should give you some answers as to whether or not you feel you should continue the relationship. On the bright side, your family sounds awesome!

Arot6 17

Sunday 26 April 2015 7:55

I need to remember this for when I have kids.

JLDork 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 8:23

to everyone insulting her and calling her over dramatic or saying she has no sense of humour, you're forgetting that you know it's a joke, and have been told what it is. she doesn't know it's not real. he's lucky she didn't call the cops.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 27 April 2015 6:28

I completely agree. People seem to be forgetting that she thought it was real, and that there was a whole "shipment." If it was real and the cops busted them, she would've been in trouble too just for being there. Better to be safe than sorry and just stay away from drugs completely. I don't blame her for walking out, but it's weird she isn't answering his calls. She should at least be explaining to op why she can't be with him anymore.