Love: Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents....

By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By jasonnn - 30/03/2012 05:00 - Australia

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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5secondsofvvifi 21

Sunday 26 April 2015 5:45

She really believed it was cocaine? Plus, couldn't you run after her when she excused herself? I myself would probably find that really funny, but that's just me.

dagarr 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 5:43

Well looks like ur dad was having some fun

Comments

Casual_Cthulhu 12

Monday 27 April 2015 3:41

If she can't take a joke you don't need her in your life.

isofakingbad 6

Monday 27 April 2015 3:58

If she had a problem with your dads humor then she isn't the one ;p

horneyhic 15

Monday 27 April 2015 6:04

I would so do this

iRambo 12

Monday 27 April 2015 11:34

She got Scarface.

LordPopo 13

Monday 27 April 2015 14:02

Even though it sucks she isn't/wasn't returning your calls, what your dad did is still hilarious.

ajs1987 15

Monday 27 April 2015 16:44

Your dad is hilarious. I'm sorry your gf ran off, but you and your dad will share this story for years.

savemeSheehan 8

Monday 27 April 2015 21:44

I meam if she doesn't have a sense if humour then maybe its good she left

PurpleKicks 22

Tuesday 28 April 2015 3:12

Genius =)

AmandaBatton0210 8

Tuesday 28 April 2015 5:30

One day my poor daughter's will re-FML this as that is my husband's idea of how to vet out their future boyfriends. It gets worse though. He plans on having our Porta Rican brother in law scream Spanish into a cell phone and his large African American friend answer the door with an assist rifle. I hope your girlfriend calls eventually and I hope one day to see daughters' weddings.