By AndyAnonymous - 27/04/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 817
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Same thing different taste

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taniamw 9

Always typical for people to judge first

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Just because she said that... Doesn't mean she thinks you look homeless. Obviously YOU think you look homeless. Lolol

Or she could have implied that people throw away a lot of easy money by not recycling soda cans. If anything you sound like a normal middle aged man.

theevilduchess 12

Take a shower you filthy hippy!

I don't think that's what she meant at all. That's a completely valid statement. Sounds like something my mom would do haha.

KriiFahMoro 9

At least you weren't like the other that other homeless guy cleaning his hobo friend's bloody infected balls...

KriiFahMoro 9

Whoops, looks like I accidentally my sentence.

So stop whining to us and go clean yourself up. Simple.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sucks when that happens, but you gotta learn to laugh it off. I was at a pub with my uncle once and he was wearing a really shabby coat and was playing a harmonica. Don't ask why, he just thought it was fun. But a woman walking past stopped and gave him her spare change cos he looked like a tramp. :)

take advantage of it! Get a crappy little bucket and sit down at a mall