Love: Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend.... - FML

By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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Manchild

By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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By aloneinaz - 15/01/2017 20:00

Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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A mess of hurt

By Anonymous - 14/06/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my boyfriend of 10 years has a beloved wife and a gun. I never even knew he was married or that he packed heat; others outed him. His response is not one of remorse but of self-righteousness and being outright mean to me, especially fun given my dad just died, and my uncaring mom attacks me for not supporting genocide. FML

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Snapping

By Marquise - 11/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my boyfriend crossed a line with his bullshit "jokes". At dinner, he once again annoyed my dad by insisting that the "AR" in "AR-15" means "assault rifle". My dad is an NRA gun nut, so he finally blew up and told him that he was going to "AR his nuts if he didn't quit fucking with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Monday 6 January 2014 23:13

It's nerf or nothing

obelisk_43055 6

Monday 6 January 2014 23:12

He seems immature

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beach_boy1992 8

Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:02

oh the nerf of some people..

ClockworkTinker 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 9:39

a lot of the comments say he is immature when did it become wrong to play with nerf guns?

skitzymew 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 9:55

It's not the nerf gun part that people are calling immature. It's the fact that he decided to use one instead of saying "can we not talk about that right now?" or something along those lines.

Daydreamer4466 6

Tuesday 7 January 2014 11:26

Time to shoot him out of your life.

zahidnasir 22

Tuesday 7 January 2014 11:31

Good response

reaxion 25

Tuesday 7 January 2014 12:37

So, was he holding the Nerf gun when you asked? If so, YDI :)

jasminetslater 13

Tuesday 7 January 2014 12:42

My question would be, how long have you two been together? If it's a relatively new relationship, he may if thought you were either kidding it rushing into things.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 7 January 2014 14:53

Well, now you know he isn't mature enough for marriage yet.

mattorama 15

Tuesday 7 January 2014 17:35

He sounds like a keeper, then.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 18:09

At least it wasn't airsoft or paintball . They hurt .

rec_chem 22

Tuesday 7 January 2014 22:50

Here's a tip: men don't want to be married.

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Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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