Love: Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend.... - FML

By CatLady - 06/01/2014 19:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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Manchild

By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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By aloneinaz - 15/01/2017 20:00

Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - 25/01/2013 22:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By jellyybean - 05/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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A mess of hurt

By Anonymous - 14/06/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my boyfriend of 10 years has a beloved wife and a gun. I never even knew he was married or that he packed heat; others outed him. His response is not one of remorse but of self-righteousness and being outright mean to me, especially fun given my dad just died, and my uncaring mom attacks me for not supporting genocide. FML

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Snapping

By Marquise - 11/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my boyfriend crossed a line with his bullshit "jokes". At dinner, he once again annoyed my dad by insisting that the "AR" in "AR-15" means "assault rifle". My dad is an NRA gun nut, so he finally blew up and told him that he was going to "AR his nuts if he didn't quit fucking with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Monday 6 January 2014 23:13

It's nerf or nothing

obelisk_43055 6

Monday 6 January 2014 23:12

He seems immature

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SWC_Penguin 17

Monday 6 January 2014 23:19

[A grease-stained mechanic emerges, wiping his hands on a rag.] Well there's your problem!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 6 January 2014 23:20

The nerf of him!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:20

He's got some nerf!

SmokinGuns 13

Monday 6 January 2014 23:22

Sounds like he's too immature to think about that yet.

speakersboom 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:06

Sounds like something I would do. :)

JMichael 25

Monday 6 January 2014 23:23

Hopefully he's just messing with you, if not don't break up with him. Talk to him and discuss each of your feelings on marriage. Maybe you two can come to an understanding.

perdix 29

Monday 6 January 2014 23:27

And this is why your better states don't allow 14-year-olds to marry.

challan 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:38

But he's her cousin so it's alright.

tukies 28

Monday 6 January 2014 23:38

Honestly nerf guns are a lot funnier than marriage anyways.

lightanddark 17

Monday 6 January 2014 23:40

well, that settles whether he thinks he's ready, and whether you think he's ready

mrd_princess 6

Monday 6 January 2014 23:56

If he likes it than he should have put a ring on it!! Maybe he needs to mature a little.

speakersboom 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:12

Why put a ring on it when you can just stick a nerf dart to it?

specialist8404 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:04

When in doubt nerf out!

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Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

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Today, I had to blow my nose at a jazz jam session. I blew my nose so hard that I blew the major third over a minor chord and everyone started throwing full bottles of beer at me. Fuck you. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

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Today, as a single and ready to mingle mother, I was glad to be on a second date. All was going well, we started making out when he pulled away and said, "It's crazy that Casey Anthony got away with what she did." FML

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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

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