By Nikia818 - 06/02/2014 18:23 - United States - Newport News

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6

Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.

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mpkpm 19

Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!

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theduder2013 5

This makes no sense. None

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mylast 6

ok just to clarify I am a 29 year old female with large breast, when I was 11 my house burnt down and my left breast and upper inside arm got completely covered in 3rd degree burns. After that I lived a perfectly normal life, in high school and college I partied and got ****** just as much as anyone else. Now I have 3 kids and am married, my husband loves my breast and he doesn't have a fetish to him boobs are boobs. And still to this day I have never have a negative reaction to my breast, some guys get curious, some get excited and some just don't care but it never has been a problem. So sweetie if your not getting laid don't blame the burns it's just make up underneath it's still just a ******* boob. Scientific fact MEN LOVE BOOBS. You'll be fine.

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Demitex 8

;3 I'll have sex with you whenever you want :D Hit me up?

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gracemoltke 3

I have a scar on my chin from spilling hot cheese in a hot pocket onto my face. I feel your pain.

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CCRider 17

You have a new name now - Hot **** Houlihan.

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wafflefriez91 17

Ouxh i hate when that happens.

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slkester 12

OMG I have done that. 3rd degree burn between the boobs. I feel for ya!!

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erazuret 4

Well if you have boobs and are not drop dead ugly is probably do you

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