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well thats not embarressing...
As a guy ill tell you i could care less wat my gf family does as long as your kwl u shud b gud
aww your dad is going back to the old days ;)
You're only caring because it's yours getting threadjacked :|
pfft, quit cryin u baby he was just havin a little fun.
I say op's father was threatening the relationship!! he wanted him to brake up w/ her! lol jk
I bet with 100 Yen, that it speaks French.
Omphaloskepsis
I'm a guy. trust me, dudes don't care about that stuff.
73: Wrong. My family is pretty brash and boisterous. The first time my brother brought one gf over, they made her cry. Multiple times. They weren't being mean at all or addressing her much; they're just quite loud and, uh, open. I love 'em all dearly, but it can be overwhelming at times, particularly to the uninitiated. The relationship didn't last long past that dinner.
spoof
BLACK MAN KNOWETH ALL
GUY WHO LOOKS BLACK KNOWETH MOSTLY ALL BECAUSE HES MOSTLY LOOK LIKE BLACK AND I HAVE BAD GRAMMAR AND NEED TO SHUT OFF CAPS LOCK
Actually I'm on my iPod and now you are the one reacting to my purposely mindless rambling shit that I threw into the comment box to piss you off, instead of that one dude reacting to you I win
Seriously what? I can't walk away from the computer as I am nowere near a computer if you don't count this iPod as a computer because it technically is because it computes shit (literally, it does) Give me another suggestion
No
I try but anyways I'm hitting the hay Birthday party to go to tmrw
An FML persona does not a personality make. Some people just blow off steam here; take Toxi as an example. Ignorance could be extremely positive IRL.
Sm:)e
Haahahaha.
What was it saying?
go make him a sandwich..awkward how you were a teeenage feminist
When there ever a real fml on here? except for maybe once every few days.
aww lighten up!! stuff like that is funny, an FML was not needed!! hope your bf is a funny guy :)
your dad is a weird mofo
Keywords
"well, mr. bellybutton, what do you think of Emma's new boyfriend?" "he gives me a tummy ache." "ohhhh, mr. bellybutton. you crack me up!"
What was it saying?