By Nikia818 - 06/02/2014 18:23 - United States - Newport News

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6

Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.

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mpkpm 19

Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!

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Nikia818 6

Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.

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Kahli21 15

Aloe vera plant is the best thing to put on burns, but you already knew that, right? I totally know the feeling of getting hot food down my shirt too, it's worse if it manages to get into your bra too.

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MissSticks 21

I hate getting crumbs stuck in my bra. They're all scratchy.

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Turbo_Turtle 14

Don't worry, op. When I was 7, I was making a kid's linguine (the penguin food), and it had pudding in it. It was so hot when I took it out that I dropped it and pudding burnt my foot.

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smokecloud_ 37

Not the pudding! That cheap crappy stuff was delicious..

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xerbrus 14

idk about as hot as hell but pretty close I'm told

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last_patriot 10

Shoulda spilled some on the next bite too. Everyone knows the first bite is like lava and the second is like liquid nitrogen.

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HFM15 5

someone might think its a hickey...

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kaitieloo 22

A blistering hickey? What is OP doing, getting it on with Satan?

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sdroze1389 31

#88. I practically pissed my pants. that was funny no matter what haters say.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

And why would someone give another person a hickey on their boob?

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kristhvr 9

Don't worry! I've done the same thing and got laid after the fact.

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QuantumCommenter 7

You have boobs. ∴ All you must do is ask. Most men (and some women) will say yes.

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sdroze1389 31

dude you're giving hyper aggressive internet pervs a bad name.

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Celfyndel 16

Not all guys care about boobs. You'll be fine unless you're just a terrible human being.

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