Work: Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months...

By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

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By axon Impulse - 15/05/2017 12:00

Today, a reliable source informed me that my suspicions that I would soon be fired were wrong. Instead, my boss plans to make my life miserable until I quit. FML

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mickmac 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:52

How mature and boss-like

tdub1977 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:53

Too bad in most states it's borderline illegal to fire someone that way. Look at your company handbook. If it's a small owned business ur ****** tho.

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kBzee 3

Friday 23 September 2011 22:35

U could call the Business Bureau...but honestly I wouldn't wanna fight to keep a job like that with an asshole boss...best of luck to you.

Brattyninja 7

Friday 23 September 2011 22:37

You should have replied just correcting his spelling mistakes. (Don't bother, you're fired.) Just had to put it just in case. =]

neuf77 1

Friday 23 September 2011 22:40

take the text too his boss or a lawyer, thats verbal assult... fire his ass or im sueing... /:) my boss loves me...

turdbucket86 0

Friday 23 September 2011 22:43

sue his ass!

F1nndizzle 0

Friday 23 September 2011 22:45

Texting is not an official means of doing that sort of business. File a complaint If there is someone above him and if not there are legal means to screw him over

Major_General 10

Friday 23 September 2011 22:50

I'm not sure you can actually be fired by text message.

tildoorf84 7

Friday 23 September 2011 23:03

Yeah right, nobody gets fired for being sick, maybe if you weren't a lazy piece of shit you'd still have a job

FU2causeUFML 2

Friday 23 September 2011 23:19

Uh keep the text and say he fired you for no reason, except for the fact that he hates you. And tell them he was harassing you, then show them the text and point out how it says ******'. Also he probably can't even fire you by text.

env303 5

Friday 23 September 2011 23:26

At your next job just don't call out sick. IRS called medicine.

queenb1621 21

Friday 23 September 2011 23:33

I got fired because I was in the hospital for three days after surgery and the boss came over to the hospital to tell me I was fired for not calling the office first.. He came over with the papers of my termination.