By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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emeraldarcher74 30

Next time he wants something, do a fake-snore.

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zinoxity 23

I'm sorry, I laughed way harder at that then I should have. Not because it happened, but because your boyfriend thought you'd actually buy it. I don't know if he has a reason behind it from past experiences or if he's just a jerk, but that honestly sucks, OP. I hope you feel better!

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Urpoppy 21

Maybe you should find a real man to date instead of a little boy in a man's body.

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graphicstyle7 17

He's not a boyfriend, he's a boinking buddy. If you want something more serious, move along.

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gavincarl 4

Hold up. Most of the people don't understand what it's like to be around a woman on here period

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qtbabe505 1

Dump him. Be in relationships with people who want to spend time with you too. Nothing wrong with smashing, but if that is all you want to do, you don't get prime time seats in my life.

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