By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I guess you can say that this plan... *lowers monocle* Back-fired.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.

223 11
HowAreYouToday 34

As much as I want to disagree with a 14 year old belieber, she's right. Life isn't all staged kisses and perfection.

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MrSassypants 32

Also, we don't stay alive at the end, and when our death comes it isn't something awesome like giving your life to save the world. It turns out to be something like really high cholesterol. I WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD! I'LL EVEN EAT A LOT OF CHEERIOS!

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abu4u 26

I'm sure that farting bit gets cut out in the editing room.

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GodPart2 20

It's a sign of true love... embrace it :)

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wjh100 13

why does it matter if he farted..... its not like you were kissing his ass

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MrSassypants 32

I do not want to know what movies she watches if she kissed his ass.

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kyu_Q 19

The kind where tossed salad are a staple

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I never knew affection could be so deadly.

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mkcontrollers 11

I know this will get disliked but I can't stop laughing.

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Harmell 7

Was that the first comment in history to say "I know this will get disliked" and be positive?

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timeoffire45 8

2: ...but deadly

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chocofudges94 8

If someone tried to wake me up when I was fully asleep, trying to be "cute" because they saw a movie, they'd have more than just their olfactory senses accosted...

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buckerado 19

If someone woke me up, they had better be doing something else besides a little kiss...Just kidding. Nobody wakes me up without a good reason~____~

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I guess you can say that this plan... *lowers monocle* Back-fired.

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Nikkitaria 9

That was absolutely flawless. I am blown away.

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ekb777 13

Maybe that's his idea of romance! Return the favor, he'll love it

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Joppik 9

Really? Comments on how this is apparently his fault? I don't really know about you obviously: maybe you get to have complete control of your body whilst you sleep. However the majority of people do not. If it said he was drooling would you say he had some other problem rather then just sleeping?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Woah, woah, woah! Who said it was his fault?

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RealTalk0 7

Maybe he's just not the romantic type.

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olpally 32

Be glad it wasn't silent and deadly. Hopefully you heard it and ran like hell. Haha.

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olpally 32

Oops, she did hear it... ****. I need to learn how to read better. Fml.

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GrinchFu1 27

At least you weren't trying to wake him up by giving him a ********! There's always a bright side ;-)

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cb1002630 11

That's some quality romance right there.

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whatthefreshhell 15

At least his face is far away from his ass. ...unless he's been in a terrible accident, and in which case, my condolences.

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SWC_Penguin 17

This may be the weirdest comment I've ever seen on FML. Thumbs up.

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