Periods and Love: Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a...

By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By alexa - 08/12/2015 17:14 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

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azyjazy713 11

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh

Fatfairygoth 11

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

That sucks OP, move on quick

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MyS3lf 24

Monday 11 August 2014 15:29

So he's your ex-boyfriend now, right? He ought to be, you shouldn't waste your time with such a jerk.

godcomplexkid 7

Monday 11 August 2014 16:43

it's a trap!

sailorarctic 22

Monday 11 August 2014 17:42

why do so many men not realize you can do more than penetrative sex while their girl is having her shark week? oral. use hands. or, in my husband's case paizuri if you have the chest for it.

lalaney 14

Monday 11 August 2014 17:53

Louie CK: "Young men are afraid of women's bodies. They say 'My girlfriends on her period!! What do I do??'" "Eff her right in her period hole! Hey, I'm 43, I don't give a s***. You're on your period, come right on over. I'll drink the blood after, let's party!" Point being, when boys grow into men, they stop being disturbed by the natural things women's bodies do, and stop making the women feel bad about it themselves.

nofMl98 8

Monday 11 August 2014 18:12

Break up with him..

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 11 August 2014 18:24

Well not to be a jerk or anything but when a girl is on her period she acts irrationally and guys will not want to risk dealing with someone acting irrationally. It's not the girls fault or the guy.

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 11 August 2014 18:27

While I don't agree with the word choice, that was a bit immature and rude, you can't blame a guy for wanting to steer clear.

Lili_love 14

Monday 11 August 2014 20:23

maybe I'm weird but I don't see a problem? personally I would never invite a guy over if I'm on my period. its awkward and pointless to me but that's just me