Periods and Love: Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a...

By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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Antidate

By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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Dramatic

By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By alexa - 08/12/2015 17:14 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

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Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh

Fatfairygoth 11

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

That sucks OP, move on quick

Comments

pandalover69 26

Monday 11 August 2014 4:54

Sounds like your boyfriend is only with you for sex. End it now before he really hurts you in the long run.

forsaken_ones 9

Monday 11 August 2014 5:38

You've just been forsaken

2potato4u 16

Monday 11 August 2014 5:47

What a dick

JRtheSnowman 5

Monday 11 August 2014 6:33

Break up with that guy, he obviously only wants to hook up with you, and go get a real man

mageepaigeee44 15

Monday 11 August 2014 6:51

Then he shouldn't be in a relationship with her. Some women have issues with their hormones and get mood swings. If he's not mature enough to handle that then he shouldn't be with her

Marie54321 19

Monday 11 August 2014 6:53

Now you know the answer to the next few questions of his

Artures_way1 23

Monday 11 August 2014 7:16

Put your dirty tampons in his windows, car, mail box, etc.

mollypop35 28

Monday 11 August 2014 7:18

Boys will be boys...

lina21 12

Monday 11 August 2014 7:40

What was the logic behind the period mention? "Hey honey, let's watch a movie, and by the way I'm bleeding out my ass," which in guy speak means "I'm a raging PMSy bitch and we're not having sex"