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By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Yeow 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!

Morokea 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:01

Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:49

AHH!!!!

thaaatgirl 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:05

LACEY haha. Check who ya call.

Thebluntcunt 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 3:39

I would have been like "Haha! I am the best ****** truth or dare player that ever lived!"

Life_is_FML 22

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:36

Uh... No comprende senior adios!

AwesomeSkySky 1

Tuesday 28 August 2012 3:36

I would hang up, and then say I lost my phone

AFaye3964 17

Wednesday 27 August 2014 7:23

Always check the Contact Name before you call!

Monslover 18

Tuesday 20 October 2015 10:15

I guess you called the wrong Daddy

rholder6621 12

Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:38

ummm no

Heroprime 16

Thursday 14 January 2016 14:41

I clicked on YDI even before I read this. I was not wrong. XD

legoman213579 13

Friday 17 June 2016 1:49

Make sure you know which daddy your calling

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