Intimacy: Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the...

By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!

Morokea 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:01

Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.

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StfuHomophoes 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:57

ha! i did this recently. i was meaning to call my girlfriend, but instead i called my foster mother. #1, i wasnt supposed to be on the phone. #2, you dont even want to know what i said! then she was like"...sunny?" so i stay silent. but she knew it was me. i was grounded FOREVER

sun_babe 0

Monday 13 July 2009 13:36

And... Your name is Lacey. Congratulations.

RideTheCulture 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:37

laceys are usually hott.

fmlforealzman 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:30

And apparently really stupid?

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:23

I'm sorry but that was really dumb. I mean, most people check to see who their calling before they say something stupid. And I feel worse for your father. He must be shocked that his daughter of all people had called him and said something dirty to him. XD

emmexox 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:39

laceyy is like such a purtyy name(:

NoLimitOnLove 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:41

HEY!!! I have the same name!!! hahaha but my mom just saw this one and thought it was me >.< guess I got my own FML moment lmao

crazyt446 4

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:50

Lol my name isn't really Lacey. I decided I shouldn't put my real name on there. DIdn't want people to know it :P But it is a beautiful name lol. That sucked soooo bad! He won't even look me in the eye anymore! And I have to see him every day! I think he told my mom because she gives me dirty looks, too.