Miscellaneous: Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never...

By jada - 04/01/2012 23:29 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 363

You deserved it 3 763

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Pants on fire

By Bun - 11/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found out that while I was attending AA meetings to help understand how to help my boyfriend of 7 years when he got back from rehab, that he was not in rehab at all. He was on vacation. With his wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 606

You deserved it 177

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 956

You deserved it 2 555

Breaking news

By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 983

You deserved it 3 698

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 660

You deserved it 2 496

By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 613

You deserved it 5 231

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 107

You deserved it 3 775

Charity

By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 024

You deserved it 730

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 741

You deserved it 3 152

By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 549

You deserved it 222

By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 296

You deserved it 500

3mi1y_ 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:38

that's not something you wanna hear :( at least he has the decency to find help!

superrobrob 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:38

Dude.

Comments

cally72 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:45

lucky escape!!!

Myo_fml 20

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:59

..."Maybe we could make some cash selling ass.. Selling ass for heroin.."

idiothater1 4

Friday 6 January 2012 4:53

Nice system of a down input

cajekraze 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:49

Its one of the hardest things a person can go through, and takes years to completely move beyond. Choose now whether to stay and support, or run away. Don't get all resentful and fight with him about it, or he could relapse. Good luck

iMagzzzy 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:51

I'm guessing you're not a very good girlfriend if you didn't know he was on heroin.

doodlebug521 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:24

Whether or not she is a good girlfriend doesn't have to do with recognizing her boyfriend's addiction. You shouldn't call her a terrible girlfriend for not noticing. Don't you think she already feels embarrassed and blames herself from not knowing? She's not the one here that should be criticized.

HannahsHighasAKi 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:45

I'm sorry. I've been there. Stay strong and I hope he cleans up his act.

sharktat2 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:10

*Good luck with everything*

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:46

I can understand your frustration, OP, because he did hide this from you, but kudos to him for getting help for himself.

78767 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:57

At least you didn't have to watch him leave like I had to with my parents. He had enough courage to go to rehab to find help because most people won't and most of my family do it and they abuse drugs and are alcoholics. I don't talk to that side of the family anymore. I hope he does well in rehab and finds God while he's in there, all my wishes to you

grasshopper02 2

Friday 6 January 2012 0:50

Who cares? Theres Plenty of high functioning addicts, you would have no way of knowing if he was like that before you met.. If he started recently, you should have noticed... He's getting help, you could be a huge source of strength and comfort if you stop whining about HIS problem