Miscellaneous: Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never...

By jada - 04/01/2012 23:29 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

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You deserved it 3 763

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By Bun - 11/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found out that while I was attending AA meetings to help understand how to help my boyfriend of 7 years when he got back from rehab, that he was not in rehab at all. He was on vacation. With his wife. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 222

By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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You deserved it 500

3mi1y_ 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:38

that's not something you wanna hear :( at least he has the decency to find help!

superrobrob 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:38

Dude.

Comments

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:39

Tried to make me go to rehab, I said no no nooo

ATierney3 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:20

**** YOUR life?

dsg215 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:45

Same thing happened to me. And yes most addicts are extremely good at hiding their addiction.

fearthesteer 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:18

Oh yeah FYL right? Oh right I forgot your not the one addicted to heroin finding help, he is. You inconsiderate prick.

hawtdamnmercedes 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 6:59

You guys are all stupid that say she's dumb for not knowing.. being a heroin addict myself, I've been shooting up for 2 years, I have been able to hide it from many people.. to this day they still don't know I'm using. Even when I'm super lit & nodding out, I just play it off like I'm super tired

hawtdamnmercedes 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 7:01

from work or something. Whoever said that "if its that bad that they need to get help..", it doesn't have to get really bad to get help; It takes 3 days of doing it for your body to be screwed & for you to go into withdrawal if you don't have it. However, I'm in the process of getting clean.. but I

hawtdamnmercedes 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 7:03

I just can't stand you people that "think" you know what you're talking about, cuz you don't know shit, until you've either experienced being an addict yourself OR been the recipient of loving an addict. So, shut your mouth.. Ciao!

meetmadie 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:13

My ex-boyfriend did cocaine, acid, shrooms, and more behind my back. When you're really close to someone and love them, you refuse to think the worst of them. It's complicated but I can understand how she would never know...