By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML
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iamwilson12 4

You didn't feel a breeze? lol

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TunechiXXL 0

Your pants were off @ the time, riiiight?

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NoobyNed 4

It could be a good thing if pretty girls were staring and smiling.. Who wouldn't want that?

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xSonic 9

*sigh* Sooo many horny little bastards on FML

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nava1210 12

16 - too bad OP is a girl, the only reason she would like girls staring at her crotch is if she was a lesbian, just saying.

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HetaliaFreak 10

This happened to me once in 7th grade, except it was the entire crotch and most of the butt. I have NO idea how I didn't notice it, but when I went to the office to call home, the woman just said to tie my jacket around my waist, and it just happened to be a day when we were marching in the freezing cold in band.

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iluvhobos 5

How did you not notice that when you picked them out and put them on?

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iFizzgig 11

They are learning to chase cats at a young age yes?

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brianfantana32 10

Now when the doctor tells you to pull your pants down, you're set!

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Wandering_Ninja 8

24, Not all lesbians are ***** you know... some of them would prefer only their girlfriend saw there.

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Jakesterk96 8

Must have been noticeable if it took you that long to realize it was there...

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TheMaster15 10

She shoulda gone to DocBastard... Im sure he wouldnt mind!

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

I'm sorry but how do you not realize something is chewing your crotch out...

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greg84_fml 21

Maybe because she probably didn't have her pants on at the time of the chewing an didn't notice the hole.

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astralvagan 20

Maybe the pants were on the ground or something.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Touché. Valid argument but you have to feel a breeze or something down there

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girl112891 7

Not unless it's a warm day. So glad my habits require no pants on the floor! I have a feeling I'd be in this same situation if I had puppies!

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iamwilson12 4

You didn't feel a breeze? lol

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upyourzlolz 11

No one feels breeze. Everyone now wears furry underwear.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Easy access anyone?

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trollfaced 2

LOL! But I can image the embarrassment you had to go though, FYL OP

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suxs4ulol 22

Can we teach dogs to do that on command?

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DocBastard 38

That wasn't the puppies that ate through your pants. You may want to think about washing down there every now and then.

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xSonic 9

Ummm Doc.....I read your profile info and umm......Well why is your patient a knife blade? P.S. He (or she) is a little bit bloody

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Dracoboxer357 35

Aww, Doc forgot to update his profile. Used to be an x-ray of a guy who forgot to take off his **** ring, or lost it up his ass, one of the two. It was....cute. ;P

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The_Weirdo 10

The knife was a knife fight victim who was stabbed in the back, but was miraculously ok. At least, I think, that one was a while ago.

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peece 0

But woah... Freaky pic.… but cool : )

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DocBastard 38

The profile has been updated. Sorry for the confusion. This is the first knife blade I ever pulled out of someone.

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Doc, you should get a Tumblr blog. I would follow you.

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Llama_Face89 33

Holy shit it's serrated...ouch...as if being stabbed wasn't bad enough...

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suxs4ulol 22

Doc, what about the guy who shoved the bottle up his ass? i thought that was funny.

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DocBastard 38

SarcasticUnicorn - I have a blog on blogspot. :) suxs4ulol - I still have that picture (obviously). It'll probably come back out at some point.

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DaKillaMafia 2

I read that you usually don't take bullets out of patients...wouldn't the lead be a problem later on? I'm probably wrong about that, you know more than me.

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Isoldael 27

Did your sister train it to do that? Better check your other pants o.o

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