Love: Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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By marriageblows - 22/01/2012 02:18 - United States

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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By Yasmine - 24/12/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 02:00

Today, on my birthday night, my husband decided to book a trip for himself to go on a solo trip, leaving me with the kids. Instead of hanging out with us and celebrating, he's yelling at our son to leave him alone so he can finish booking the airfare and car rental. Great birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:08

Maybe he could only afford to because his friends were buying. But FYL nonetheless.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:09

Awww... Your husband is an ass. =(

Comments

JlynnS 11

Sunday 4 October 2009 17:37

Sounds like my Husband.. He does that shit all the time.. :0(

Ohnothingreally 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:01

Divorce attorney time?

kittenish 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 7:23

My boyfriend does that when I try to go shopping. I always point out how much he spends on beer and he backs down.

Fontario4 2

Friday 30 October 2009 18:59

Divorce, seriously.

Kikishi 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 10:09

Love and marriage don't require money. If it really was about the money its called romantic surprise dinner at HOME, or a romantic evening at HOME, cheap sweet and more thought into planning meaning they give a damn. My boyfriend does not act that way, its a surprise to see men so mean to their women. It is called you and your significant other are equal and should both be respected and loved.

JohnnyOnTheSpot 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:36

men SUCK. nuff said.

swimspy 3

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:40

i'd divorce his ass

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 20:37

I hope you joined them and had a great Birthday!

atishe24 9

Monday 9 January 2012 12:53

He's disrespectful and insensitive.

tiana26 4

Friday 20 January 2012 19:28

Sounds like my babysdad! He rather go out with his female friend which so happens to be a real prostitute. Guess she's better company. But all bs a side...... ALL men are the same!