By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 711
You deserved it 31 055

Same thing different taste

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If you're out of money, you should be asking your parents for money for groceries that will last a week or longer, not pizza that will only last a day and a half. How are you even managing to live on your own if you don't have any money, anyway? I don't really see the second to last sentence as being relevant; seems like you're just putting that there to say that your parents owe you.

you could always eat your limbs. masturbation can wait.

Comments

loudema 5

grow up. a whole pizza? go to Mickey d's or burger king and buy from dollar menu.

im sorry, but all these people saying that she is spoiled is being stupid. I agree that if she needed food she couldve gotten more than pizza, but the fml isnt about them not giving her money for pizza. it's that they wouldnt give her say $10 even though they still get money from her on their taxes.

redmnky21 8

i'd have told them if they said no you'll report them to the IRS... unless ur under 25 and in college... then they can still claim you

File your own taxes, you don't even have to claim a significant income. they'll get audited and probably fined plus have to pay back the thousands that they get from claiming you.

I love how all these people under the age of 25 are like "blah blah grow up be adult and quit asking for things" I'm 21, I've not lived at home for 3 years, and I know I'm no where close to being grown up and sometimes I do go broke for a bit. Not to mention that half of the idiots saying all this probably still live with their parents and are a few years older than OP. yeah, winners! and second, it's ******* pizza, dont shit your panties. I don't think that OP needs a life lesson from a bunch of idiots reading FML's. Yes, I'm one of those people, however, I'm not a psychiatrist or life coach so I keep my mouth shut.

MidnightMusic53 37

The only one who has really shit their panties is you. So much for keeping your mouth shut, huh Know-It-All? Apparently we're all still living with our parents and have absolutely no idea how to budget our money and spend it wisely. After all, we waste all of our time on FMLs, and are apparently psychiatrists, according to you. How about you go back to keeping your mouth shut? The only reason people are getting on her is because she should know how to spend her money after a year of living on her own, or should have at least asked for a little bit of money for groceries that could last her longer rather than pizza.

They will feel bad when they are rotting in prision for tax fraud

smtm2012 6

Wait. So you can't afford a $10 pizza but you can afford Internet?

EspyPsyche 11

Call the IRS on your parents and report them for tax fraud.