Kids: Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker...

By unnamed - 26/07/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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By Amber Rutledge - 27/01/2018 00:00

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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By amber s - 18/10/2022 22:00

Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

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By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By emergencyroom - 15/03/2014 12:21 - United States - Parkton

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 11:22 - United States - Hills

Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML

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By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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By ScaredDad - 02/05/2019 12:00

Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML

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TheRealBruce 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:13

oh noo!

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:16

You just got owned by your son. haha

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xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:30

Owned.

txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:32

you got pwned...by a your own kid... F his life!

IanPYD 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:43

Basically, p0wn3d.

iEthan 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:44

You probably shouldn't buy a lock that out smarts you.

broomhildo 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:52

Smart kid you have.

skiier4life 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:56

Too bad he can't work the ice maker.

dmag3 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:59

ahahaha

riggens7522 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:01

and you asked a 7 yr old for help?

MsRandomKatie 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:29

they are smarter than you give them credit for

sandmancometh 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:01

dude, 7yo... you are in big trouble...

danielabella94 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:17

oh the irony.

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Boys will be annoying boys

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