Miscellaneous: Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with... - FML

By kimftwxox - 03/05/2011 02:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

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kimftwxox 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:54

Yeah I know it was stupid, but I'm a good person.. I help work at social care and I hate seeing people upset. It was all in good intention, fair enough I maybe shouldn't have spoke to him and I deserved what I got I was only trying to be nice in the end. And saying I copied jesus' story is pathetic.

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nadimishka 8

Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:01

Nothing wrong with being a good person, OP. Blessing and a curse sometimes.

Matty1188 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:58

At least you tried.

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Jojo07_fml 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 1:38

I'm soooo sorry. that's really bad! but you have to admit. kind of funny. lol. I'd be cracking up

spanishfool 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 2:20

yep, that sux

invicta8926 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:35

That's what happens when you let your guard down, you had it coming.

SCREAM4meeee 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:06

Don't people know how to defend themselves anymore?

gladlily 16

Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:29

Jeez do you say this to rape victims too?

justg 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 9:41

yur just stupid you thought you could trust a bum guess again there is a reason why they are on the streets because not even their friends or family trust them,, I think you are lucky the guy only mugged you and didn't bust his bottle over yur stupid little head, I bet he wanted to but just wouldnt waste good booze on an idiot

ottokat 15

Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:16

A prime example of the modern douchebag. Note how he completely skates over the idea that people could be in the streets because of poverty that they can't control instead of being criminals with no friends. Remember, don't feed the wild douchebag, but feel free to punch them in their face.

montagicals 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 13:52

DEMOMAN

kekywobble 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:36

YDI for trusting an alcoholic/bum.

nikmer10 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:16

tru

DaBlackShotty 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:04

Ok good, at least you are not like that cold ass bitch that taunted him with a dollar. Whatever goes around, comes around.

partygril378 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:51

at least god doesn't hate for doing a good thing?

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