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By Veryfunny - 23/02/2012 23:52 - Australia

Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML

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By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By ChampionshipVinyl - 18/04/2012 06:57 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2021 02:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, the room I am renting from an old lady is stuffed with porcelain figures, etc. I carefully put them into the drawers to create some space for the books I need for college. While I was gone, she used her key and put all the porcelain figures back on the shelves. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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Friday 24 February 2012 8:38

iTunes bro. Try it out

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 24 February 2012 8:37

Your going to have a busy afternoon...

Comments

volleyballgirly 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:55

Where do you keep over a thousand cds?

Nicktorius21 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:32

Ever heard of an iPod dipshit

flowerchildd2 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:50

Get an iPod.

robberry 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:28

Who still uses cd's?

snafu63 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 8:11

time to go digital ydi for being behind the times

savannah_07 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 8:42

Looks like its time to get an ipod. Forget about cd's jus load them all on your itunes.

dharmaxxx 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 13:53

looks like the friend who did this to you, me and 99% of the comments think YDI for living in the 21st century and still own/use CDs.

Amethyst99 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 14:12

get an ipod dumbass this isnt 1998

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Saturday 25 February 2012 18:51

It could be worse... Your friend could have completely neglected the cats and not even come over. Be thankful that she even took the time out of his/her day to cat sit for you.