Work: Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's...

By Darth Binks - 01/02/2015 18:48 - Canada

Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's stress management programs on my desk. I was sent the same packet over my vacation. I got the same packet from my boss as I left. All because I snapped at a co-worker who was throwing a tantrum over the Star Wars trailer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 421

You deserved it 3 874

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Under pressure

By Yudith - 23/10/2024 09:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my colleague came back from vacation so I no longer have to do her job on top of mine. My bosses saw this as the perfect occasion to barge into my office every five minutes to hand me tasks. When I asked for a ten-minute break to do a task that needed concentration, they barged in again after five minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 431

You deserved it 85

By Bluevayero - 12/03/2019 14:00

Today, I found out I lost a promotion intended for me because I was on planned vacation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 438

You deserved it 165

Oh, thanks…

By Whoops - 24/06/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 143

You deserved it 72 927

Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 088

You deserved it 1 306

Great timing!

By Nathan - 28/10/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got back from a holiday to find that my coworkers had prepared a “Welcome Back!” surprise. I pretended to be excited, only for them to awkwardly whisper that it was intended for another coworker, who was on her way back from maternity leave the same morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 425

You deserved it 128

By stickygoober - 20/11/2018 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 837

You deserved it 7 324

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 459

You deserved it 2 642

By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 02:00

Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 043

You deserved it 336

Overachiever

By Is he stupid? - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 628

You deserved it 179

By Joel - 02/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 138

You deserved it 6 293

Exodiafinder687 58

Monday 2 February 2015 11:05

Good...good...let the hate flow through you.

pdp_fml 21

Monday 2 February 2015 10:58

At least it wasn't a Star Trek trailer.

Comments

zenrael 21

Monday 2 February 2015 11:35

Sounds like you need it.

jkp1291 25

Monday 2 February 2015 11:48

Well I mean, have you seen the trailer?

Jenniesaurus 14

Monday 2 February 2015 11:49

Hell hath no fury like a nerd scorned. Sorry, OP.

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 2 February 2015 12:32

I think they are trying to tell you something.

PaulieXP 16

Monday 2 February 2015 12:33

He wasn't by chance complaining about the stormtrooper being black was he? I've seen people going into a rage about it all over the web... they seem to have forgotten that the original trilogy had black people in it too. So much racism out there.. disturbing.

wvcheesehead 13

Monday 2 February 2015 17:59

Some people find a way to bring race in to every discussion.

ChristianH39 30

Monday 2 February 2015 21:15

I doubt they're freaking out because he's black, it's probably because stormtroopers are all clones of a white guy so it wouldn't make any sense. He probably isn't actually a stormtrooper though.

born_hustla 26

Monday 2 February 2015 14:17

You see OP, movies are a serious business, like pushing rocks or selling blueprint 3 scented deodorants at wal mart.. -Oops wtf am I saying?! (Those are the lines from my next webisode btw. ) but yea we take movie trailers serious.